70 year old redneck going to prison for 15 years for trying to kill two people. He’ll be caring a lot more real soon.

Show us on the doll where the Easter Jeep touched you.

Me: “Well who the hell needs to resto-mod a car from the 90's? Its fine as-is!”

Brilliant, sir, just brilliant.!

Okay, so Pence is also thoroughly unfit to serve as President as well. Who’s next in line after these two leave office much earlier than expected? Ryan?

Anyone who actually pays $20k for this thing is a sucker that shouldn’t have an extra $20k to burn.

If I could buy any gas guzzler in the world (SUV, that is) it would be the Landcruiser or its Lexus derivative.

You ask me, that snake deserved to live for getting the drop on old boy. You know he just set some records with that one.

Exactly what I was thinking. What’s the nicest used Corvette that you can get for $14k? You’ll have a lot more fun with that one.

Speed holes do too.

At the end of the day, having the girl is what matters. And you didn’thave to the the douchenozzle in the IROC.

That, my friend, is a job for an IROC, not this little louvered hatchback. This was intended for playing RPG’s with your buddies, and not getting the girl.

Reason #243 as to why to never buy a used WRX. All the hooning. So much hooning.

He was probably roofied, and then she got pregnant.

This thing has been hooned to within an inch of its life. Almost $10k for a swamp yankee street beater? Hell no.

Can you do an LS engine swap with one of these? And if so, has it been done?

Yeah, that’s a negative ROI there.

You know it, dude. :)

That Nissan was moving! jesus. Didn’t even try to hit the brakes!

I dig the way someone else is still using an iPod classic. I get some weird looks at the gym sometimes.