True. But I also made $600 in seven hours of work, had a couple beers at noon, and got 3 phone numbers from three not-entirely-yet-wasted young ladies. Its amusing, once you clear the small children from the area.

Here in Chicago, the city always throws the parade the Saturday before St. Patrick’s day - meaning that we have a solid week of debauchery this year. Worked my PT bar gig on Saturday, and saw things that cannot be un-seen. (Again.)

Oh god. Really? Gamer tweak? Go to the gym for 90 minutes, and then come back and you’ll feel much better, nerds.

I still miss my ‘87 4Runner, even though it was the four-banger with the slushbox. :( Had so many great times dealing with snowstorms on the CT and RI coastlines in that thing. NP all day.

I LOVE that powerplant choice.

1936 Packard - with the rumble seat - when I was the marketing manager for a private car collection outside of Chicago. Beautiful collection of cars, terrible business model. This beast was beautiful to look at, but you didn’t want to make a turn while driving her.  

Thank you “virility of drunken howler monkeys.”

If these guys are sharp, they will invest in a very secure place to store this car, and get a good classic car consultant for perspective on what to do with it. They play this one right, they can buy a couple comfortable villas on whatever lovely Mexican beach they choose with the sale of this vehicle to the right…

And then beat you with said Airsoft gun.

Wait - so you had a nightmare with that Mini - and were so thankful to be done with it that you went right out and bought another one?

“Should we take the client’s car out for a joyride,” he asked?

Guess the Sterling isn’t holding up quite as strong against the dollar these days - but we’re always happy to have the tourists here in the States. I work two days a week as a bartender on top of my usual 9-5 gig, and I know all about European tipping (Not just the Brits) or lack thereof - but that said, everyone I…

I was in Orlando last summer for work, and I couldn’t believe how many English and Irish tourists I encountered there. Here I thought you guys just went to Spain for holiday. :)

I’d say “Range Rovers in Lincoln Park, Chicago,” but they’re now pretty much considered an indigenous species. New natives, often seen with their offical keepers, the “hot MILF in Lululemon.”

Only thing that is missing is a turbocharger.

Okay, nerd.....

As much as I love Jalopnik, they’ll never be considered “cool,” and that alone is a badge of honor.

Yeah, but then when it comes to meeting women, all of a sudden you do better than 90% of the world’s population. Who cares if you are cramped in the cockpit of a GT car if you can be over 6' tall?

It’s hideous. Ever so hideous. Kill it now, and never speak of it again.

No, but thank you for playing. :)