Only 9000 I ever drove belonged to my buddy, and it was an automatic, which was sacrliege in my book. The car could get on it a little, however.

Best time of the year to be here, and I travel enough to dread ORD even for domestic flights - much less customs there! That said, its worth the hassle, and safe travels to you. See you back in the Chi!

Yeah. A 19 year old meth freak will turn out to be more reliable than this vehicle will be.

And this is what we rebuilt the south for? That truck caught some air though. Bet the Top Gear boys would have ran over to the wreckage, pulled the idiot out of the cab, and tried to re-start the engine.

She’s got a little wheelwell rust on the drivers side rear panel, otherwise only dealing with some scuffed bumpers from street parking. Problem I have is that I don’t drive her enough - less than 1,000 miles a year on average. Holding strong at 144k!

This is the first time I can actually see a bro-dozer justified for existing.

Well, too close to $10k for my liking, anyway. It’s a time bomb, albeit a beautiful one.

It was a merciful, if not noble death for that hideous little tuna can.

It’s beautiful, but it’s 10x more likely to be a money pit. $10k just to start with? CP all day.

Good mention there! Plus, those were some gnarly years to be in-country.

Does anyone ever actually get to hook up with the hot women of Iceland, or is the population there so small that you have a better chance at getting with one of the hill trolls?

Now I am determined to keep my 1996 Lexus LS400 up and running on the streets of Chicago more than ever. I am, however, going for the antique plates in 4 years though.

The problem is they named it “Kong.” I mean, that’s like trying to find a “John Smith.” Maybe if they had named the huge gorilla “randy,” or something, I don’t know, A LITTLE LESS CONTRIVED, they’s have better luck retreiving the big lunk.

I was thinking that there would be some selective editing done as well.

Yes, its a shame the way these elite athletes over-train and pass on from fatigue.

True. Though I imagine that the pickup might get a little squirrely at times with the weight distribution issues?

That’s not dumb at all.

I wanted to not like the 12 year old kid driving the $70k Hellcat, but I couldn’t hate him, especially after he learned that he left his driveshaft on the track after only making it like 30 yards off the line.

Either people have gotten dumber in this country, or the scammers have gotten bolder, I can’t tell. Nice that someone calls them out, however.

That’s roughly what I imagined. Or she’s a dude.