Have something you think we should know? Email us at tips@deadspin.com, or contact our writers directly, or use our SecureDrop system. You can also follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook, or subscribe to our newsletter.

Go take care of your Prius-driving dog.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

Stan Kroenke looks like the fourth-place finisher in a Sam Elliott look-alike contest.

When asked why they invited Walsh, a student replied "Our teacher Mr. Norwood said a missed kick can happen to anyone."

This reminds me of the time Kluwe went to that middle school and spent all day giving out Super Atomic Wedgies.

Walsh reports that the girl who called him handsome has a great personality.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

Found him.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

49ers expected to announce replacement for HC Chip Kelly or Mike Shanahan within the next 24 months

I have an monobrow from the ‘95 US Open, mint condition, with a certificate of authenticity, in a lucite block on my trophy shelf.

keep pounding

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

That wacky Matt Patricia put eye black around the video camera’s eye piece right before Chiefs practice.

Any more questions about the Chiefs?

I know. You missed the joke.

“Shiite!”

Damn it, you truthers are so fast to comment!

At least in Buffalo you can rest assured that there will not be any under table dealings.