Guys, I found him!

“That contract wasn’t all bad”

On the brightside, we’re only a few short weeks from Spring Training and the return of the Deadspin 24/7 coverage of foul ball etiquette.

“If the NHL can stay profitable given the volitle nature of the Canadian Dollar, I can get a puppy.”

I think it’s obvious he didn’t see his tie rack and ran his hand right into it.

I think you’re the only person that’s ever made the Mets look like the best option.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BASEBALL YOU SOULLESS MONSTER?

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

“Let them eat cake.”

Super underrated comment. Thank you making my day brighter.

Found the Canes fan.

“Four million bucks, four bucks, either way it’s going to get you two things: heartache and shelter. You think you’re close with someone, see, and then money comes in the equation and Frank is all ‘I knew you before you had this money! You can’t help me out with just a little cheddar? You can’t eat that whole block.…

Walsh, B: F5 (foul territory)

“I’M NOT GAY, STOP IMPLYING IT!”

“Life has ups and downs..”

+1 Burfict comment!

2970/1=Wade Boggs’ career BAC (4.33)

Jesus Christ, to hear Yaya tell it the African soccer federation Touré out his heart.

*Benches Karma in week 8*

I know that if someone is willilng to pay him he should take the head job BUT surely he’d be better suited to take an assistant position for a year or two under a well established leader. All great Grand Dragons had a mentor.