“Why no one has made a cheesy sports movie about an emergency goalie”

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

nah

Believe me I know the difference and this Kane is the bigger duoche.

Hopefully he is ok. I will forever be a fan of anyone who does this to Matt Cooke

Well, Carolina has dibs on one song already; do you want to even bother with the Scorpions if that song’s off the table?

So did he.

Someone did the extra credit reading.

“You can call off a game because the playing field isn’t up to par?!” - NWSL Commissioner Jeff Plush

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

Elijah Wood was the actor who played Frodo, you fucking retard.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

Judging by Denton’s history it’s Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan gets the most hard.

“And Noah gathered the dingers, two by two...”

I’ve tried a couple of them and, while decent, none have been something I can drink more than a bottle of. There’s always some kind of weird/chemical sweet taste to them.

Je suis HondAnonymous.

Odds Von Dabs sounds like some kind of Dutch nobleman

If there’s one thing about this Super Bowl to look forward to, it’s that Cam Newton and Von Miller will be on the same field.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.