Hopefully Manziel won’t be leaving the team by car.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

And I thought the strongest reactions to the Rams leaving St. Louis were posted this morning.

Dear Blair Walsh,

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“You are the best player in the unverse.”

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

Adrian Peterson’s kids wrote similar letters, consoling Walsh for the horrible beating his father would obviously give him.

Sophia is really good at this.

The couple announced the news to Us Weekly

Letter to Chris Kluwe:

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Keep in mind that many of these Rams fans are also Cardinals fans.

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…

I get the sentiment of it sucking to lose your team, but in the case of St. Louis isn’t this basically just like being pissed at your wife for cheating on you, when she cheated on her first husband with you to begin with?

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization