Chicken wing futures just sky-rocketed!

The Bills’ sidelines are going to be must-see TV next season.

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

Really was rooting for Farfeg. Oh well.

He looks like the Chris Christie that Chris Christie ate.

I see you also listen to Star Trek And Recreational Brutalization Weekly.

I personally don’t care for the St. Louis Cardinals. Have a nice day.

Baseball’s best LAN.

Oh Ed, you know nothing about poolside decor. I’m embarrassed for you. Now get out!

Why butterflies, everyone asked? Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them (her) in terms of the transformation changes that marriage would bring to their relationship. him, hopefully.

Save Incarceration: The Ugueth Urbina Story

If Hardy wants to get re-signed, he should just bring the Cowboys some flowers and tell them he’ll change.

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

“We must warn you, Chip, our roster is pretty threadbare”

[signs karma to 8-year deal]

One millionaire who will always want Lovie:

In this case, they didn’t exactly get Lovie-dovey.

This has the potential to be the comment section of the year.

This will go nicely with my white power tie!

Somewhere, Chip Kelly is menacingly rubbing his hands together and purchasing as many of these hats as possible