And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

Chuck Strong; Chuck Gone.

The only thing that’s more toxic is Jim Irsay’s BAC.

More like Chuck Pa-gone-o, amirite?

Time Enough at Last

No drinking at all. Don't risk your friends lives, your own and your license. You took on the responsibility, or were elected, so it's your turn to be that guy. Just make sure your friends make it up to you.

Quit taking my jokes, man. I need those to get out of the greys.

In an effort to remain Title IX compliant, the SEC has signed an agreement to make Lisa Frank the conference’s official sticker provider.

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.

Wow. I guess he’ll be getting a Subway $5 footlong....... in prison!!

Hey guys, remember when Mike Tyson lost to Buster Douglas?

Let’s be respectful, please. This man clearly suffers from Billimia.

Yeah right. Would an asshole handpick his own nickname?

I’m starting to think that Kobe Bryant might be a bit of an asshole.

I think we can all agree that Lin needs a bit taken off the top, though.

“Chasing 2012” - The Johnny Football Story

This video was posted to the social media app Yeti over the weekend, and it shows Manziel in a Christmas sweater, holding a Four Loko while singing along to “March Madness” and dabbing.

Your analogy would work better if weren’t for, well, white supremacist Cardinals fans.

All Wainwright did was talk about how great he and his buddies are and how Heyward is a coward. We might all be used to the Cardinals’ classless “me-first” attitude by now, but it doesn’t make it any less of a blight on the game.

I think by purchasing a VW you already signed up for the brand stigma that comes with questionable reliability.