What are you talking about? It’s incredibly easy to convert a three-point shooter into someone who takes long 2s instead.

Hey! So does Aaron Hernandez!

The Detroit Pistons are the only right answer solely on the strength of this photo

JPP can provide some tips.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Wait, “Assholes” are a considered a protected class now?

Your life must be pretty shitty if you follow Greg Hardy on Twitter...

That is a great soccer parent email.

Ha, ha, Rex Ryan made a funny about someome who assaulted his co-worker.

For those who got use to hearing Geno Smith speak with a broken jaw, please allow me to translate:

“I’m fine with blows to the head, what was the question?”

The email of the week is unclear if he walked into a house with another party going on, or walked into a house, helped himself to some of that family’s pizza, and wandered around wondering when the party was going to start.

The Panthers decided they DIDN’T want that headache, so they turned Hardy loose and have been fine ever since.

because there would be a loon next to me huffing smelling salts and polishing his couch rifles

“Who the fuck is Matt Hasselbeck?”

Jeez the Gramaticas have really bottomed out

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

So he got das boot?

(I’ll show myself out)

Looks like he is wearing a cannon proof vest in case of an attempted assassination by a Buccaneer.

It’s a shame Jason Pierre-Paul’s hand wasn’t made out of flame-retardant material.