- Lamar Odom

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

In the wake of the Politico post, Carson also admitted that he never toured with Motörhead in 1982, that he was not conceived in the bowels of an active volcano, that he does not have retractable feathered wings, and that he actually would not make a good president.

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

Of all the goddamned stupid things Ben Carson has said...this is the one that is going to blow up in his face?

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

[Calvin Johnson nodding and taking notes.]

That’s nothing. The straw that broke my camels back was 2 years ago:

“Pass? Just get the fucking rebound.”

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

Living in Michigan is a problem NOBODY needs.

I say good for this guy, whoever he is. It only took him about five seconds to admit fault.

There is zero cohesion as far as fan support, and almost never for the two teams actually playing that day.

Lebron James would have finished his shift at the plant with a broken leg1!!