Why do you hate Nancy Reagan so much?

I’m 5’10, weigh 170 lbs, and I’m Asian. I’d get caught out right quick.

Imagine if, to attend an NFL game in person, you HAD to wear a full uniform, shoulder pads, helmet, and all. And it had to stay on the whole game.

Later on Ty Lawson trumped Augustin with a 12 Step effort.

Always highl- oh wait.

Your comment belies your comment.

Kane stated that she probably really meant yes and she’d like to cooperate.

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

If only there was some sort of offensive mastermind of a head coach who could be enticed to switch jobs based on the promise of coaching Mariota, a young team, and one with a top draft pick next year. Who could that be....

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

I think I hate this. I also might love it.

+7.5

First they end Harvey's shutout bid, then their fans shoot off fireworks at 11 PM? Man, the Royals must really hate Dark Nights.

there were no arrests, no injuries, no reports of property damage.

Wilson gave him some of his water so he’ll be fine.

Well, I don’t see Barry’s on here, so I’m going to assume it’s “wine that’s either red or white”.

As a media site that mainly thrives on making fun of other media sites.... you guys should probably not green light any more of these lame and unoriginal bits.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.