I’m offended that Sloth went Blackface! We just had this conversation!

He hadn’t shown sufficient leadership at that point.

+1 whooping cough

Look, I try not to pass judgments on cops, who have a difficult job and sometimes get shafted trying to perform it. But a lack of professionalism is a lack of professionalism, and I’d really like to know why this one particular officer felt the need to curse so much in the police report.

Oh look! It’s the Dolphins!

Pete Carroll agrees with you

The color commentator is the classic gridiron bro. No doubt he’ll be at a summer cookout in a few years when someone asks him about soccer...

“Soccer?! Soccer?! Those bunch of field fairy pussies, they’ve got nothing on good ol’ American FOOTBALL!!”

Then he’ll slug the rest of Bud Light Lime, smash it into the ground…

I can’t wait for when it comes out that Gus Johnson actually runs a massive meth ring cuz that dude is definitely Gus Fring. I mean, come on...he only changed his last name.

JFK Jr. crashed a party on Martha’s Vineyard. We know how well that worked out.

Greg Oden had the same issue.

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

“The last two days were fucking”

He was probably just there to pick up all the toys Tim Kurkjian made.

It really was a beautiful night, though. Royals Santa stuck around and blue all the kids.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

“People now know what purple means. We’re taking steps.”

See, this is the problem with marriage equality. It’s bad enough that Gay has one dead mother, but two?

Where do you draw the line if you’re the NFL? What if someone wants to wear camo cleats to raise awareness for hunters rights? Or someone wants to wear orange face paint to honor whatever cause uses orange? It’s the same reason my kids can’t wear hats at school. If you let one person do it, you have to let them all,…

“Make the steak tartare extra pink.”