“Bartolo, with keeping Matt healthy we need you to eat so..”

Bold statement.

Jesus Christ, first Hodgkins now CTE.

You can take the manager out of Tropicana, but you can’t take Tropicana out of the manager.

-15

“Neither do we”

“Good one! High five me!”

Is this where I say “what a great bicycle kick” or are we passed that?

“Manfred? Sounds like a jew name to me?”

Spyin’ Hawaiian.

Jake: “Shane, did you break the outfield wall?”

“Footbaw”

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch football sounds fucking awful.

Watching the people behind home plate react to the sound of the bat is mesmerizing.

Who doesn’t know a Phil Kessel doppelganger.

“NOT THAT LIMP NOODLE ALEX HENERY BIFFING THREE STRAIGHT FIELD GOALS AND MAKING ME PINE FOR THE GLORY DAYS OF DAVID AKERS.”

Meth.

“What an idiot.”

Finally, someone who read the syllabus in journalism school!