Bench him after 3 months.

“Wow, did you see his range?”

“Woof”

The Temple Bar area of Dublin is the Cleveland of the EU. That alone makes any trade for Dublin worthless.

Whatever they do, someone should put a stop to Mark Davis’ barber.

Just wait until they hear that Rob Ryan hosted Prince Fielder, a baseball player known for this interest in overeating.

Alex Ovechkin’s tweet from the All Star Draft in 2011.

[Places invisible egg between his thighs]

I’d say you wrote it eloquently.

Philadelphia Phillies?

But that zoo, though.

I’m not sure if you’re trolling with a Tony Dungy’s son suicide joke or painfully unaware. Either way, no.

Thanks, we didn’t get the joke.

And don’t forget to tell everyone about your fantasy team!

[Salutes]

They’ve been trying for years but maybe Liverpool CAN buy a championship.

I think I blew out my elbow watching that.

“Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

I’d say with scoring being the least of Team USA’s problems, there isn’t any role for Kobe. In 2008, surrounded by other great players, he poured a ton of energy into the defensive side and was the team’s number one ballstopper. In 2012, he played the role of wise old sage. But in 2016 he’ll move about as fast as…