When one of your main selling points for the entire state of Oregon is the proximity to Seattle you’re an asshole. When your other points include beer and a bunch of white people, you’re a special breed of asshole.

I always associate the teams you love being inherited from your parents/families but I guess that’s personal bias. I grew up in Philly, which means there’s really one choice in each sport and dissenters are shunned.

I’m actually impressed with their restraint. City has never directly offended me and I’ve always hated them.

Serious question, how are you and your brother fans of different teams? I’ve never understood how that could happen.

“See!”

Using this in all my work emails from now on.

This is incredible.

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

Ruben Amaro Jr explained how this drives up the asking price for Cole Hamels to at least two aging roster players and a can-miss Low-A first baseman.

Great context, thanks for this!

I’m just pissed you left off the part where an average fan could traffic lights to Tony La Russa.

If one of the better players of his generation thinks football is too dangerous, football might be too dangerous.

Colin Cowherd looks like Joe Buck and Alton Brown’s love child.

Ed Werder woke up in the end zone at AT&T Field this morning and had no idea he’d get this scoop.

“Some people shouldn’t wear baseball pants.”

I see you went on a cruise with your (now-ex) girlfriend and her family too.

Damn, Kobe must have gotten a deal on those diamond rings.

[Reads article]

He’ll be in leftfield by August 20th. Asche to the bullpen.

And can we get floor to ceiling stalls?