I never saw Joe Banner in it before. Amazing.

Judging by the picture, she might want to crash her car, strip naked and run to the shampoo aisle.

...I can think of at least one person who didn’t find that funny. I don’t want to name names but....

The Preds have a great downtown arena which draws people in and have excellent goaltending, a true top-2 pairing, and some good depth forwards. If they can add a true scorer (easier said than done) they could make some noise come playoff time.

Bird’s eye view...Cardinals...Benghazi...

Didn’t you see the end of their last match? Their backline sure looked swiss.

Mike is going to have a hard time explaining that shiner to all of his clients when he shows up to tune their air conditioners.

+Floyd Mayweather’s SAT score.

Darren Rovell is disgusted we don’t know what brand computer the hospital is using.

In related news, Jason Pierre Paul can now keep track of Hardy’s suspension on two hands.

If he gets his way, the gas chamber.

I think it’s safe to assume JJ’s car emoji has been stopped for a DUI.

“I won’t shave until you sign this boy”

It’s a bad week for island chains in the Pacific getting blown out.

Froome is a guy who will lay off to fight another day, he measures his risk based on how he feels/can recover. Nibali plays a cat and mouse game for the full month of the tour. He’ll act tired early on a stage and attack later that day, or attack with his team the day or two before a big move to maybe take the legs…

Jordan: Chris, I really am worried about our relationship on and off the court. Your actions are hurting me and the team.

I fucking hate this guy. Story time, buckle up.

-Wade Boggs

It’s called concussion medicine. All the doctors in the NHL and NFL prescribe them for rung bells.

If it weren’t for hockey, Kane would be spending a lot (more) time at bars with drop ceilings.