Even John Calipari thinks the Kings have lost institutional control.

Vincent concluded the interview with a series of jokes that included the punchlines “...a good start!” and “...try finding a lawyer in heaven!”

“What the fuck are statistics?”

Grit.

If he was real he’d have dropped a line about how Beans is all about his bacon.

“This is what I’m talking about, first they can get married and now they’re going to be having sex in the street.”

I can’t wait for the 2030 draft for Kobe to do some dumb shit like this and restart the whole debate.

Luckily for him, you can’t spell “hypocrite” without CTE.

Man, Drew Magary aged well.

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

BRO!

I originally read that as “then he ‘hate’ fucked her.” That’d have been bad.

“Losing is the new winning? Got it.”

Questions like “Did you kill your wife?”?

They sure are Keith, they sure are.

“Don’t these guys know Brandon Moss can’t hit a fastball?”

They hired him 2 weeks ago but apparently Gawker doesn’t get in touch with remote employees.

Ruben Amaro’s plan looks similar.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

Well that was just unkind.