+3 flavors.

He’s notorious for telling people to fuck themselves, like when he screamed it at Carolina fans by signing Alex Semin to a 5-year deal.

Damn, beat me by a minute (although I made him a Beatle). Great minds and stuff.

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“We’d all be superstars if success meant mid-range field goals”

Looks like they need to change a few vacuum tubes.

This just reminded me of how obsessed I was with the And1 ESPN show and how I thought I could learn to be that good. The closest I’ve gotten is playing dek hockey.

More like Mark Stone-that-is-brittle, amirite?

Hopefully this gets out of the gray, thanks for this post!

Can’t get out of the gray. Kinja is stealing my shine.

“I handled the pressure pretty damn well.”

Raleigh isn’t exactly deliverance country.

Good not great qb?

“Who the fuck is Drew Magary?”

When Josh Hamilton was a Ranger he was trying to get the monkey OFF his back.

“Ned, not to worry Alex Rodriguez is still a Yankee”

If I’m Matthew Stafford, I think twice about inviting Golden Tate. Rumor has it that he rarely brings a gift.

This reminds me of this.

“Gross.”