Breaking: Unnamed sources may have ulterior motives.

Ray Rice.

Joe Carter’s birth.

Rob Schneider as the boat or GTFO

+F-150

I knew your name looked familiar! I also didn't realize how much I miss the Fightins.

"About time!"

Something something Lebron sat out with a cramp something.

" 'It's not about how many times you get knocked down, it's about how many times you get up'

Notable NFL Defenses:

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

You can almost smell the old piss and hotdog drippings that will be caked on these soon to be bleachers.

As someone who has faced drastic reconstruction and seen ugly results, Sammy Sosa empathizes.

From what I've read Street also inflicted some pain on Oscar Taveras.

In their defense, that NCAA wifi is likely brought to you by Powerade and Nationwide Insurance who have made contributions to the Syracuse General Scholarship fund.

The owners clearly think that controversial calls = higher ratings and more buzz. All of it helps build the "story" of the NFL season and in turn build their profits.

+Dumb. Thanks for making me chuckle at work.

Hoping this turns out to be nothing for the sake of not reading scalding hot takes about the sanctity of baseball.

"Can I ride it?"

The NFL was going to cover all the expenses, including meals but once Andy Reid RSVPed things changed.