So this just happened on Twitter:

I mean, I personally think name tattoos are tacky and basic as hell. Like, girl, you do you, but don’t pretend like all-lower-case-cursive-name-on-your-neck tattoos are like, OBJECTIVELY better than a tweaked-out bear. People have opinions. Get used to it.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Justin’s brother, 18, had sex with another girl at the house, just 14.

I never thought I’d see the day when I was defending the Kardashians but: they have lost close family members. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim all lost their father. He died.

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Elta MD UV Clear (SPF 46) for those of us with SUPER SENSITIVE SKIN. It’s expensive but doesn’t have that horrible…

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Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

So, I have chin fat, always have. When I lose weight, I lose some of it, but my chin always makes me look 10 lbs bigger than I am. I have always wondered if it is worth it for my sanity to just get chin lipo or something like that someday, but is it really true that when you get lipo, the fat just comes back somewhere…

I’d probably wait until it became/becomes super ubiquitous (botox parties anyone). But yeah, my extra cash would go to this. Overall, I struggle to keep my weight up, so I’m usually on the scrawny side. My body: “naaaahhh... it’s cool, bony is in, right?” My face and neck: “EFF YOU! You don’t own me! I do what I want!…

I am truly getting to old for the main page. I can’t stand it any more.

For our honeymoon, my husband and I booked what was advertised as an "oceanfront beach house." The photos featured a lovely little house with a large deck and it's own private beach. We lived several hours away so we couldn't check it out in person in advance, but based on the photos, we thought it seemed like exactly…

I’m confused — Vulture said Serena was so bad it wasn’t getting a release …

I'm still amazed at how much better UNIQLO is at being the GAP AND Old Navy than eithe GAP or Old Navy.

I share both your approximate geography and your overall incredulity. And the dad thing (two under two, one under one (yes I can confirm that I have done sex)). As a non-native of this whole Southland area, it absolutely boggles the fucking mind to see how many people are so dismissive of basic tenets of modern…

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

"There is also concern that when he performs or attends at some of his public events, people will get shot or seriously injured."

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Hah, I actually like it much better from that angle. Still not a stellar look though.