The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

I had been holding it together but when I saw that video I started crying.

Actually it was Marissa who passed out in TJ. I, a 33 year old father know this, and I am not ashamed.

I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

California doesn’t need the government’s money, the government needs California’s money.

Thanks a lot of this post. This is the problem I’m having. White women are not a monolith. White folks rightfully get called out when we treat other minority groups as monoliths, or expect an individual POC to speak on behalf of his or her whole race, so it seems unfair to get the finger pointed at me as a white woman…

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

The real reason behind the Falcon loss...

(credit to Mona Chalabi)

I saw a few snowflake themed signs! My favorite was something like, “A million snowflakes makes an avalanche.”

Saw this on Instagram:

“hardest working 23 year old human being on earth.”

Trick question. It’s not food, it’s medical waste.

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

He’s the only one with a front plate, but all the (road-legal, which McQueen wasn’t) others have back plates, as required by US law: