Gossage has only called out black and Latino athletes because this is the thing: guess what type of guy is teaching young white baseball players from Little League through the Majors to “play the right way.”

“Chunking.” One of the first things I noticed about Ted Cruz, and it has bugged the crap out of me ever since.

yeah it’s just a bunch of fake moves, and then the Stunner, which is real. i don’t get it either

Looks like a madden glitch.

“Lord, I’m...I’m one step away from using this Savage .30-06 Rifle I just won at the auction to do somethin’ to some liberals that I might end up regrettin’, Lord. Please, a’mighty, give me the strength to resist! Unless you want me to do that. Do you want me to do that, Lord? Did you put that idea into my head? I bet…

Best show in the world that no one has ever watched.

Little did you know the entire room was just filled with undercover bloggers with made-up personas trying to infiltrate the event.

How many public figures from the world of sports do you know who can prompt this kind of discussion? If Curt fucking Schilling can attract attention and debate with his inane Twitter bullshit, why not Kareem?

Jamarcus fooled them all with that combine workout

The weight and measure was spot on...

The Southern Poverty Law Center considers any wedding party of over 8 people a hate group.

“It’s an overwritten 3 a.m. email from a stalker man-child...”

They’re basically buying the players.

Matt Harvey reminds me of Mark Prior in that he’ll be out of the league in 3 years.

I’m so glad he did run on that play. Just so I could lol at the Mets fans in this photo...

If it had been in the shape of an automatic rifle no one would have uttered a word.

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

Basketsball is here! Time again to revel in the greatest thing ever written.

Oh hell yeah.