Maybe the end of the karaoke contest fad will finally force the networks to look at AMC and HBO and start producing programming that's not terrible. Currently there is not a single can't miss show on network television.

“You can’t leave first until you chug a beer.Any man scoring has to chug a beer. Chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. And the fourth inning is the beer inning.”

“Hey, we know how to play softball.”

This is how you do a midsize sedan :

My lab stuck her nose straight between my buttcheeks while my wife and I were in the throes, as it were. I flew out of bed and thankfully became instantly noodle limp. An inadvertent orgasm (orgspasm? spasmgasm?) would have led to some expensive therapy

You could invite some guys to your lesbian wedding and they'd think it was a date.