Drew Lavender

You’re right, there should be hay bales at the out of bound line to protect both parties. The refs could also check shoes for hay mites to rule on posession!

I hate when I’m a millionaire athlete and I get shitted up at Bar Louie on a Tuesday afternoon and assault a fat suburbanite at a Barnes & Noble Starbucks Express

He looks so...taut? Maybe South Beach got to him and he had some work done?

oh noooo somebody shared a video of me looking super hot, fun, and involved in my scholastics!

I desparately want to see a 52-year-old Matt Stairs have a service-time season on the Royals’ bench to make the Hall of Very Long

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Features not bugs, etc.

I mean, Q basically became Phil Jackson. The slow drip of time doesn’t allow you to place precisely when, but the system the Hawks run that won cups in 2010 doesn’t work anymore. The league caught up to and surpassed him. The hodge podge roster of hall-of-fame corpses and AHL level defensemen can’t pull off what Q’s…

“Where are the Bikers for Trump?”

Huge agree. If these folks have a pizza-buying radius that extends from Marie’s down to 83rd and Pulaski they should be going to Cicero for Al’s too.

I’M A RAGEAHOLIC! I just can’t live without rage-ahol!

*Morissey voice* But my faith in Tweets is still deVooOoOuUuuT

Missed sarcasmo? Apologies.

oh my goodness, fuck that.

I saw the thumbnail and was like, what on earth did Christoph Waltz do?

They call him the Diamond Dog.

There is no fucking way that you actually think this suburban Georgia police department does this, right?

Some people call this opinion respectability politics, and it is...a bad point to be making.