There must be plenty of people whose boat this floats, but don’t count me as one.

Tom, I enjoy laughing as much as anybody at watching Bargnani try to play basketball, but nobody has mentioned the best thing that was brought up in this clip: Kirk Hinrich saw no NBA action until the 4th quarter tonight, and he is officially now a veteran bench mop. God bless Fred Hoiberg.

Basketsball is here! Time again to revel in the greatest thing ever written.

Volvo: Making your high-speed death coffins safer, because everyone sucks at driving.

Henson’s treatment has proved Whitefish Bay is full of muppets.

“Is there any indication of how Henson was dressed when all of this shit went down?”

“Mommy can I have a candy bar?”

Holy shit, fuck this guy. Did he really look incredulously at the FREE beer he was handed, scoff at it, then spike the fucker? That's the worst crime of the lot.

1989 Honda Civic “Antique Wagoo”

I hope the story of Butter Girl and Beer Guy continues in the next installment of BCO: Fucking In The Restaurant Or Whatever

Jedi is easily the lesser of the original trilogy, but to lump it in with the prequel cash grab which are genuinely, quantifiably, provably, piss poor movie making is INSANE.

Star Wars films in general are like amazing parties hosted by a bi-polar friend who no longer has a reason to be nice to you. You go knowing it could be one of the best parties ever, and eventually you only attend because you love everyone who’s going to be there (you know these people, they’re like family!), and it…

So with the Mets joining the Cubs, KC, and the Jays, that leaves the Royals as the hardened, wizened, experienced postseason club. Truly this is an outrageous future Robert Zemeckis has wished upon us.

“I can’t define a catch, but I know it when I see it”

Maddie! Stuff like this article and your twitter are life changers. Thank you!

Matt Williams had originally sent Storen to confront Harper about his hustle, but Papelbon stepped in, triggering the six-million-dollar good ‘ol boy clause in his contract.

It looks like a Cabriolet that got left on a panini press too long

I’m trying to understand that release, is Glasscott/Erie calling out Hamburg PD? “It’s here, but in the condition WE got it in”?

Is the Siri spotlight news at all related to the news curated in the News app? Spotlight news seeeeeems super generic and not related to what I selected, which would be odd.

Hot Rod Garage hosted by Harris Wittels