The highlight of this is that Goodell chose such a benign crime to turn into a congressional investigation that he made one of the most respected white-collar defense lawyers in the world look like a bumbling moron.

Looks so much better on the Honda page in a gunmetal silver instead of this 90S POWERSPORTS DIAGONAL BLACK AND RED

I was so worried this movie wouldn’t be as self-aware as it needed to be, and there was a slim-to-none chance that was going to happen once Wright left. This one didn’t NEED to be a tentpole, but I guess the potential to make hundreds of millions off of it required it to be marketed as such.

Ricky Ledee

I love how deeply that Godzilla sample has resonated with white folks,

got some city miles on him

this list is one Neve Campbell away from being a comprehensive list of female actresses i had a crush on in the 90s

I read the headline and thought this was about the LA Kings, cause they too seem desperate enough to pay Cal to fix their shit.

T-Bone definitely got the music right in this one. A closing song definitely less on the nose than last week. “I Pity the Fool” seems pretty right for Velcoro.

*David Miscavige walks out and salutes Ron*

What is the group consensus on men wearing shorts in casual settings?

Dellavedova is living proof that those “Every Guy is Hotter With A Beard” articles are god damn lies

What is the term for falling where your top half keeps going and your legs can’t catch up?

I’m waiting for MLB to come down hard on the Astros and management in Texas for using the same password twice, followed by awarding the Cards 7 competitive balance draft picks.

“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and buh, uh, hmmm, yeah, um,”

you’d think they would put the mic on the bottom next to the headphone jack

I lost it when I scrolled and hit that Erykah Badu head wrap shot. OF COURSE.

Iggy hurts it on the drive, heals, daps Curry, Barnes, and Livingston, then Draymond’s over aggressive daps re-aggrivate the injury, then it heals again.

buddy, I wouldn’t take points on fandom from someone whose jersey still has creases from the rack

Before Wrigley introduced new drainage to the field, the entire surface was crowned so water would funnel towards the baselines. So much so that Lou Pinella said he had to go to the top step of the dugout so he could see his right fielder.