Christie, Chris 3B

This is a story called “when Tampa’s defensemen stop being aggressive”

DOG SIDEKICKS FOREVER. THIS IS WHAT AI WAS INVENTED FOR.

Could mixed/co-ed high-level soccer ever exist?

“How about we put a fucking hill that’s in play in the field. Also a flag pole.”

Thibs is what would happen if someone on Pro Football Talk created the machine from Weird Science

Not to get all Indefinitely Wild in here, but the police report says Screech was packing a “stiletto folding knife with a 3.75-inch blade, which uses a thumb stud and assisted opening mechanism.” So that might technically not be a switchblade in the legal sense.

Cameron Crowe’s last accomplishment was getting us all curious enough to actually go and rent Abre Los Ojos instead

you don’t like the board KD?

lol fuck you

he shoulda been drivin, not playing on his gotdang gameboy

With the rules the DOT has implemented the last 15 years on side curtains, chimes, indicators, and especially rollover pillars, it’s surprising that AV plates aren’t a more enforced law.

If the NFL was a little less DoD and a little more WWE this would be over.

“your phone might also lead to a better person”

those doggies are big

The chicken wings at Cigars and Stripes are legitimately the best I’ve had in my entire life.

The Peter Forsberg Move is a go-to if you want to clown somebody

“You’re 0-4.” I Didn’t Respond. “Maybe You’re In The Wrong Sport” My Coach Said. Reading My Book I Uttered “I Fell To 0-4 Long Ago”

I was looking for a 4 wheel drive SUV the summer before I moved north for college. I had been to a couple shady south side Chicago used car lots and got bait and switched on the regular.