Peanut butter sandwich.

They do. Now your turn.

You've never met a cat who refuses to sleep in his or her bed, but chooses something dumb like the litter box instead? You haven't lived!

...and many of us don't.

That sucks.

Like, was she deliberately scamming you?

Yes, normal. It's a general "rule" that it can take a healthy couple up to a year of trying before they're told to see someone about looking into infertility. Really, it can take longer than that, but that's just the limit on when it's advised to see a specialist. If the woman is 35 or older, they recommend 6…

Meh. I'm a former teacher and I've known kids to have better handwriting than this, as well as demonstrate all of the "features" than you deem only capable of an adult.

But that doesn't mean she's accountable for Tim's actions. People always like to blame the other side, aka the home wrecker, when the person who truly owed loyalty was the one in the relationship.

I'm pretty sure he broke up his own relationship considering he was the one in it, not Helena.

no.

Yeah....no. Not even "most."

Oh, boo boo. Baby's gotta eat.

"Edited to add: it also says she knew that the hearing would fall during her maternity leave. So it's not like this was a surprise. I made sure I had coverage for any work that would fall during my maternity leave."

Horrible, horrible people.

I know I sound like a complete and total wiener, but I hate tricking animals with food.

It's like his dick is disguised as a baked potato.

How dare you use logic!

"I'm living proof that it works."

Facepalm, kiddo.