Sure, kid. Whatever you say.

Troll, you troll badly.

Bad-ass swamp kid. I'm impressed.

Honestly, "snitches get stitches" is one if the more ridiculously juvenile concepts out there.

Baby-troll, you troll badly.

Am I really the only person on social media who knew this would or could happen?

As a Facebook user, I did sign up for this.

uh, you do know whom she's talking about, right?

oh, that's always a favorite.

me too

If you're going to troll, you should at least try to be good at it. Seriously, don't be half-assed about it.

I just choked on my water in laughter because I thought you were actually going to be a serious commenter until you went and called someone a fatty for bringing up a valid counterpoint, and then I realized that you're just another amateur troll.

But didn't you just now answer your own questions right then?

Oh, lawd. A hefty case of projection.

Sanctimommy or Sanctidaddy? It's an easy question.

You're an idiot if you think you can speak for all of us. Yes, us.

Stinky shoes, anyone? Should I attempt to wipe down with a vinegar soaked cloth?

We all start off as a "female template," sort of.

I'm not even a man, but I really, really needed that belly laugh. Please, carry on.

Yes, I'm sure you both will because, you know, that was my goal in speaking the truth. Sheesh, cupcake.