...except you did, so...

Well, that's ironic.

No. What part about this do you not understand?

Well, you cared enough to post, then comment several times about how people address age...

No kidding. I didn't even know how to respond.

When I was pregnant, I had a coworker comment that she saw me in the parking garage with my coat open, then snidely said something about me not worrying that my baby is cold.

If only that could be true.

Goddammit, DJ.

You’re required to wager before you even know what the question is.

Yep. You wager before you even know the question.

I’d find the doll creepier. Hands down.

Meh. Maybe. Not obvious though. People are stupid.

You’re not too old, but I do understand how you feel.

I’m a sucker for sapphires. Lab created. Feels more ethical.

That’s like a walking teddy bear with a penis.

It would be rude to call the bride and give her a guilt trip.

You don’t give a crud about her, yet you claim to know more about her situation and you insist on schooling over commenters on it?

Let’s just assume Goldie Hawn is satan, if that makes you feel better.

Then, dear child, stop making it an us-against-them argument.

I really don’t think you see how ironic your comments are.