I'm not even a man, but I really, really needed that belly laugh. Please, carry on.

Yes, I'm sure you both will because, you know, that was my goal in speaking the truth. Sheesh, cupcake.

Logical fallacy, kiddo.

But to be fair, your SIL (or sister) sounds pretty annoying too.

With all due respect, I'm not sure you actually comprehend what you're saying right now.

You're really dense if you still haven't gotten it.

Can you tell us more about your aversion to shoulders?

Do you spell this baloney or bologna?

I could breathe fire right now.

You're joking, right? These stories are everywhere all the time.

I think it varies a lot from district to district.

I would disagree with this, but then again, I may be familiar with different types of districts, speaking as both a former teacher and former student.

Factually inaccurate.

You just made your first big mistake in your argument.

Baloney or bologna?

Where on earth did you see 14 year olds?

What is your obsession with atom splitting? These people have simply told true stories of incidences regarding their jobs.

Then you should check more "recently," kiddo.

I'm a half-stick chewer too. Full pieces just feel too large.

"I'm sorry that reading is so much of a problem for you. "