You KNOW that everything you just wrote is going to fly over that kid's head, right?

If you eat enough Cap'n Crunch with crunch berries (the ones with not just pink, but green, blue, purple), you'll poop a rainbow. I'm being mostly serious.

I've encountered the same before, and I've always asked, "If that's the case, then why do we have pads and tampons at all? Why wouldn't we just let it out when we go pee?"
They've never had an answer.

That may be the most bizarre thing I've ever heard.

The really sad part about this is that I don't even think a lot of girls get a very good education regarding menstruation and their own bodies.

I was totally going to compare this to that Budweiser Clydesdale Landslide commercial too. Can. Not. Handle. It.

"You don't see them bitching."

I've never understood why more retailers don't cater to the plus size market. I mean, there is a shit-ton of money to be made. From a marketing perspective, I find it illogical.

My bad. I forget that people sometimes come here and comment without actually reading.

But what's your actual point about all of this, kid?

I don't know. I feel like people know what they're getting. You pay too much for a candle, and then you get a ring, likely cheap, but possibly not so cheap. Surprise.

Thank you, KY, for not letting me down on this one.

Obviously, both men and women can use this product, but this is particularly targeted for women. I'm not even going by the lady in the photo, but in the description, only women were mentioned.

Agreed. She was pretty before, but also striking with a distinct feature.

Darlin, try telling that to Rand Paul.

Darlin, try telling that to Rand Paul.

Darlin, try telling that to Rand Paul.

Oh, nevermind. You don't believe in virgin births, you're just trolling.

Oh, dear child. You believe in virgin birth?

Did we ever have it in America? Whatever "it" may be.