Sorry, I’ve seen Sweet Home Alabama way too many times to buy Candice Bergen as Reese Witherspoon’s mom.

The film looks like fun, but only if Reese Witherspoon’s scenery-chewing hambone performance-style can be dialed back to about 11.

Shocking to suddenly realize that I am a Nancy Meyer fan and I never knew it.

Ew, gross. Now if it was a 40-year-old dude and three hot young chicks—you’ve got every movie ever made.

Cosmo or BuzzFeed

How are the kitchens? That’s all I need to know.

Holy shit, that thing is my spirit animal.

Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

I see your jackalope and raise you one wolpertinger.

This is the content I deserve. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m having a shitty week and this made me smile.

P.S. If Gorgon doesn’t win in the long run, I will burn down this website.

Big Foot. I’m tired of shaving my thighs.

Vogue called mermaid beauty “the new punk”

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

No jackalope renders this competition invalid? Cute bunny with a little wiggly nose and fluffy tail....and horns that will end you. Seems like the perfect creature to me.

Cuca isn’t listed, so this competition is void.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

Being a toddler sounds like a pretty sweet gig, tbh.

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

The fine art of lever pulling is a craft like no other.

They remind me of arcade tokens.