I hope everyone's ready for a full week of two insufferable fan bases shitting up comment sections everywhere.

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

The Browns have so much to learn about firing coaches.

A strong #2

Snacktaku needs to do a review on this!

"Excuse me, Mr. [Anonymous baseball writer], can you explain to me why you've submitted a ballot that simply has a hand drawn picture of a pig pooping on its own balls on it?"

Wow, what a douche. Why, Dana would do well to read yesterday's article on Chris Benoit. It really shows what happens when athletes get pushed too hard, even in fake sports.

My high school wasn't allowed to have any sex ed classes (Yay Bible Belt!) we were also the #1 school, in the #1 county for teen pregnancy (Yay for obvious correlation!)

Working at a medical clinic, I think I'll share an insight I learned when talking to a Cialis marketer. they pointed out the key difference between Cialis and Viagra ads in their marketing strategies. Viagra ads are always showing a man, by themselves, "getting shit done" because guys "get shit done." Cialis ads…

They are coming. Please do not feed the trolls and drag that crap up from the grey.

Why is he writing an open letter? The last time I remembered Sufjan Stevens existed was around 2006.

Kathy Bates was really convincing as Paula Deen.

Someone called?

The dumbest part is that the screens seem to just be scaled up. It doesn't look like anyone is actually using one for more workspace, it's just a big-ass display.

I have reservations about this.

You'll never be good enough for gin's parents.

Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.