As a browns fan, you are correct. 

Two teams I loathe - the Steelers and the Giants - are self-immolating for the dumbest of reasons, while at least one team I wish nothing but the best for - the Browns - is on the upswing? This is so delicious, it has to be fattening.

Pooh sounded like Pooh so that is all that really matters.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

Mainstream press has, almost without exception, mishandled everything about Donald Trump every step along the way. I pretty much don’t expect anything different now.
I look forward to eventually dying in a nuclear fire because he mistyped some tweet meant to be about McDonald’s lack of quality Happy Meal toys anymore.

nah

When the Browns win a championship.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

What a good boy, shitting outside.

For a meal, falafel.

If Cleveland is going to cut everyone who didn’t show up then next year’s roster is going to be Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and 51 people plucked from the stands.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

Alan, am I on opiates or is The Leftovers the best show on television right now?

I love how different the perception is because this is Manziel versus someone like Gronk. Manziel is an asshole and deserves his punishment, but if this were Gronk it would be ‘funny’. The kid just doesn’t have his ducks in a row but a little potential bye-week fun is the last thing fans need to worry about.

“Oh c’mon that’s not a catch, right?” - The NFL

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.