That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

That explains Buster Poseys slide.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

I was recently in San Diego for 4th of July, and I happened to walk by a small group of surfer dudes. All I heard from their conversation was (in the most stereotypical California surfer voice), “Hey bro, I’m going to a party tonight. Dan’s gonna be there.” “Oh bro! Boner Dan?! I just saw Boner Dan the other day!” And…

I can’t cheat with that camera in my face!!!

For god’s sake, they even worked off of her medical history even though she lied!

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Future Cardinal player

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

“Who wants to sex Lilly?” - Lilly King at Olympic Village tonight

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO

3 sport. Don’t leave out women’s gymnastics. Why show medal events in other sports when you can dedicate primetime hours to women’s gymnastics team qualifications?

I did notice throughout the 80s that his name never changed from Randy Ready to Randy Actually Playing Every Day.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

You might say Ready wasn’t...

I don’t think that what we do in the comment sections of articles on Deadspin actively helps anybody - beyond helping ourselves to get through our days with a bit more laughter.

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