Looks like my days as king of the couch are now in jeopardy.

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF BASEBALL BY PRETENDING TO BE A (POSSIBLY) OLDER WHITE MAN (THINK, GOOSE GOSSAGE) , BUT IN REALITY YOU ARE A HIP KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

Video truther BOOOOO get out of here!

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

THIS is why I look forward to the Cardinal loss posts here - your Mitch Hedberg jokes. My favorite is:

snowballed

There's always the next batter!

Telling that he would call two singles “a pretty good job."

I wonder if there has ever been a pitcher to give up a cycle in four pitches? That would be impressive...ly poor pitching.

“There’s always the next game!”

So he did everything ‘wrong’, but the police DIDN’T execute him? Hmmmm...maybe if more encounters were leavened with police restraint, like this one, citizens wouldn't fear lethal consequences to what should be a routine interaction. Good on these police.

Why are IOC Directors dressed as Brazilian Police Officers?

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

But not the upside down part of the Southern Hemisphere.

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

He wears those stupid necklaces, too.