200+ replies is low for you? That’s amazing, considering your standards as a baseball fan.

Teehee! He doesn’t know about the three shells!

Eagerly clicked hoping an announcer said it, earning the honorary title of “Microphone Commodore.”

Well, he’s right. A goldsmith doesn’t make gold, he works with gold. Same with a silversmith. Same with a blacksmith. So a cocksmith doesn’t make cock. A cocksmith just...sounds gay.