Interpreted from a kung-fu cinema perspective, “Schrodinger’s Fist” is amazing. It is the fist that is suspended in potentiality, held between punching and not-punching, until the user collapses the waveform through consciousness alone. Only after all opportunity to affect it has passed, is the true state of the fist…

More like a long-winded hit piece.

That's bullshit—it obviously turned the tide of momentum towards Illinois.

“We don’t recommend watching the video...but we will put an auto-playing gif on loop at the top of the post”

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

No wonder football isn’t safe... he was only wearing a cap?!?!?!?

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

You’re forgetting the real step 1 which is collect underpants.

Can’t

I can not wait for self driving cars.

This is a glimpse of out future dystopian hellscape.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Man, I feel bad for you, fan of team who has won 3 championships in the last half decade.

This Kermit Meme sounds like a great slugger.

Let’s dissect that:

Hoisted by your own pedantard

If Americans wanted to watch Rugby then they would watch Rugby. It turns out that Americans don’t want to watch Rugby.

If it doesn’t happen already, something cute and fuzzy should have to die any time the “only 10 mins of action in 3 hour time frame” hot take is vomited out of somebody’s face hole.

All of those benefits sound like negatives.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.