In fairness, how can they be expected to recognize Fred Ward, Melinda Dillon, or Philip Baker Hall when they need to have a five minute advertisement for The Little Mermaid in the middle of the broadcast, as well as Jimmy Kimmel pestering Malala for far too long?

Yeah, me understand too. Like you know what me saying even when me talk like Hulk. Still weird way talking, right? Smash.

No but he did anyway for the good of the continuity

“This isn’t daddy, this is papa.”

I like the classic spell-check of reading my own writing to see if its wrong. It often is, but at least I tried.

The headline is driving me crazy why can’t I quit this hateful place? I could just not type Kotaku into my damn browser. It doesn’t have to be reflexive.

What’s going on here is that Kotaku doesn’t have editors, and the writers can’t even be bothered to run their pieces through automated online spell-checks and grammar-checks.

What does Colin Farrell’s new Penguin look give to the sexy Italian man? Alternatively, to whom does the Penguin look give the sexy Italian Man?

cool, can you not be gross

He didn’t need to not wear a thong either

Man, this just cements my theory that the younger generations of video game meme culture are like... two steps away from basically recreating early-2000s Newgrounds while believing they’ve made something new.

That was especially bad because there was already a male character in the Metal Gear franchise that breathed through his skin and for some reason he didn’t need to wear a thong to survive

It really isn’t, unless your target is a middle schooler. Besides being extremely long and in many cases unfinished with dubious ends in sight, many of them are also just kind of bad. Simplistic in their moralization with a bunch of absolutely mind numbing “anime bullshit” twists. A solid starting 5 would be series…

All of that is incorrect. We ALL know you’re meant to start with a harem anime because then any random pervy shit that happens in a shounen anime is normie and doesn’t make you look around to see if anyone just saw you watching that.

Yeah, this metaphor doesn’t work because the whole reason fast food is popular is because it’s fast and cheap, not because it’s good. Whereas a volume of One Piece or Naruto costs exactly as much as a volume of whatever your favorite manga is, and (so long as it’s in print) it’s just as easy to find. So those series…

It’s become vogue lately for self-proclaimed radical leftists to differentiate themselves from “classical liberals” by which they mean economic liberals in the post-mercantile industrial revolution sense, not social liberals. It’s a pointless identarian game of word hopscotch that really does nothing to elevate the…

Hey now, people CAN be flawed, and really just plain awful people, so long as they’re carrying an unrequited crush on the dead mother of the boy they’re being awful to.

I think the intent is that his actions aren’t open and shut? The Fireflies are presented as a sketchy terrorist organization, and they’re about to murder him. He’d have to defend himself and escape but leave Ellie with his would-be killers. If they wanted it to be unambiguous then they’d have Joel released on good…

I’m very much in the “look, I get the point, OK? Violence is bad, and it only breeds more violence. We can only get through this by moving past it and working together. We are all the main characters in our own lives. I get it! But I’m with Joel here, if you don’t want none, don’t start none, okay?!” camp. It’s a very…

Adios, Karen! Lasted two eps. Horrible character. Sorry that Lynskey has to go through with this, but I guess you can’t hit a home run every time. Hopefully there’s no flashbacks of her in the rest of the season.