He had that whole genius thing going for him though. That’s always good to fall back on

Seriously, a Ninja Gaiden style gameplay would be perfect and since it’s Team Ninja it just seems like a no brainer that they could do it well. I’m sure they were pressured into making a more multiplayer game with interchangeable skins and movesets to sell DLC

I don’t think I can forgive Sucker Punch for not putting that in the game now. Cowards....

for a nice bit of connective tissue:

I’ve always wondered that, even a few seasons ago, just based on their post-episode interviews. The two just don’t come off as terribly deep or original thinkers

s’not even funny tho

Thank you. I was thinking of a clear way to say that. It’s been a rising trend in movies lately, evidenced in stuff like Hobbes and Shaw—which looks to feature things too consciously dumb to even fit in the new Furious movies (though I’m still interested to see it)

correct! or even the Dougie/slight chance of stanky leg

Ok, but in many cases it is exactly that. Depression and laziness will make you dumb and out of shape. I know from experience

I played the hell out of Uncharted 2 and loved it to death. It’s one of the funnest games I’ve ever played. The online was pretty fun too.

You’re overweight and can run a 10K?  that’s pretty rough on your joints

that was the only cool character of the guest characters of SCII. I remember reading in a game magazine back then that there were going to be console-exclusives and being so let down as a PS2 owner. Heihachi? Of all the weapons based characters popular in PS2 games, an old dude from Tekken? And Spawn seemed ok but…

as it should ;)

omg totes embarrassing!!

not to nitpick, but that’s 20.9 seconds for 50 meters. 

I really wanted to like it, but everything about the movie is just unfortunately mediocre. The emotional beats are unearned, Carol’s past relayed to us in a series of disappointing flashbacks, at times ugly CG effects and oh my god that reason they came up with for Fury losing his eye... GTFO. not cute

So we have the ‘what’ and the ‘how’ and we’re still left with a big ‘why’

DmC was the “Last Jedi” of the DMC series. Technically impressive, but arrogant and insufferable

I kinda wish you guys would stop the teasing with these no-news articles about not having a Splinter Cell game.

Probably more than you think, not that it has much to do with what I’m saying. You’re getting upset at a phrase because you’ve taken it upon yourself to interpret it a certain way, when it’s pretty clear that’s not even what the developers intended. They weren’t saying “grow up out of your LGBTQ impulses folks.” It’s…