Just putting this out there, but absolutely nothing in this video remotely resembles an “American base that looks suspiciously like the one on the Japanese island of Okinawa”. The only thing that could even be related would be the trees (which are prevalent in the Pacific) and the fact that it’s a military…

Counterpoint: You are a joyless hag who cannot find pleasure in anything due to your crippling, radical feminist views.

THE BEEADS

Social worker PSA:

You know, I get that the lady, as an adult, might have overreacted... But only maybe and only slightly. I realize my statement will not make me popular, but those of us who saw the unedited video with the little girl using some very choice spanish curse words know that it isn't just a case about a woman "punching" a…

I came here to say this! Condoms also work if you don't have a balloon handy. :)

Easy wine:

Yeah, great thing that Jezebel supports these scumbags by actually purchasing tabloid magazines to do take downs of them every week. I do not care if they publish the photos of kids on this site or not, they are still supporting it by throwing money at them. It's probably the worst recurring post on Jezebel but it…

Mark, you left out what's totally the best one.

Best, most overlooked, advice for anyone - don't stop.

I hope, I mean I really hope, DMX is even half as tough as he pretends to be.

This is the guy who claimed that a skinny 17 year old was beating him so badly he had to use deadly force.

"X gon' give it to ya".

Jez,

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…

Yes, use it! Use it with abandon!

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

This is going to come off the wrong way but... a man with eyes this crazy needs to be set on fire. Him and his hopes of children with distended bellies.

Why would you take a picture of people you don't even know? Howsa 'bout simply witnessing a nice moment between total strangers and moving on with your day? IDK. Seems weird to me to do this; maybe these people don't want to be found.

Yeah, ok.

Smoking is bad, but damn, she is the sex.