Umm...I'm a game developer, and I make beer for game developers (myself and my friends). So his isn't the "first", but still cool ;-) My mead is pretty damned amazing too (I tend to brew braggots, but still).

My only problem with the game...isn't actually the game. It's my inability to be a steady shot, and/or not piss myself when trying to ninja around some damned fungzombies to get a clean kill. Seriously, I've been stuck at the same scene for the past two weeks: in the skyscraper with Tess and Ellie, you run into a…

I am! But it's very important to me, as an entertainer, that children who want to attend the 6 year old's party do NOT randomly go to the same spot that that same kid had it's 5th birthday party at. Y'know? Because, it's old, and no one is going to be there (except me, because I care).

I like some of her stuff. Not all of it, but some of it. Her standup is better than most of the videos she puts out through Comedy Central's YouTube page, though. You should subscribe, because then you could have written this article when that clip first came out ;-) I'm pretty sure that it hit the nail on the…

Yes, let's go ahead and respond to an article from nearly a year ago.
You may want to work on your snarky-ness...it's too obvious and doesn't have enough of that subtle snark that the Gawker sites are renown for. Pull your head out of your ass.

Sometimes I dream of an alternate reality, where I'm romping around the safari with Alien-style movement detectors and a few rifles, picking off dumb shits like this. It takes longer to grow and raise a human, I think, than it does for most of the animals that we are driving to extinction.

Thanks for clarifying ;-) It's just that, outside of the context of this article, many people (including myself) don't bother with trying to get the nuances of the trans community downloaded into our brains. We encounter it, learn from it, and store it for later use (at least, if we aren't fucking assholes who think…

Lara,
It may be basic "Trans 101" stuff, but as someone who is not trans and does not have any interaction with trans people (other than remote communication with a trans-man brother in another state), I did not know. Where did I ever blame the trans community for not "making it clear enough"?

I'm assuming that you…

Forgive me, I'm straight and still get confused, and my brother was born a female but presents as a man. Even though I love him and support him in everything he does (even getting banned on Reddit, for trying to start a fundraiser to help with his surgery b/c my account was less than 90 day sold o.0 ), I still fuck…

Please see my replies to MxHill and DaisyChainLinkFence. Us "ball airing dudes" aren't really airing out our junk (well, some may be). For us classy ones, it's just the side effect of a slouch. We're sorry.

First, read my reply to MxsHill.

Second, It's not "airing out". It's "sitting with your legs uncrossed" because crossing them is uncomfortable for most men. This gent is slouching. However you cannot, as a man with any sized sack of testicles above that of a pair of unshelled peanuts, slouch and still have your…

Oh, hush! I'm not that big, probably really average if I had to take a guess at it, and that seems like a perfectly normal slouch to me.

I tell you what. Go get a pack of the super-ultra-thick pads, and layer them up to resemble what male mannequins look like with their briefs on (y'know, just a big enough bulge to…

SciFiGrrrl...please understand where I'm coming from with this....but (assuming you are indeed a "Grrrl"), there's no need to be a bitch when replying to anyone. Let alone to a comment that was made EIGHT MONTHS AGO! I'm sure you see what I'm getting at, here? In the past eight months, I have read all of his…

This is funny, considering the fact that most of Gawker Media's articles come FROM Reddit...

I never thought something would come out of the seeping necrotic abscess that is Reddit

You missed the point, ass. That paragraph I posted about people not touching my stuff? That goes for both of my brothers, and my three sisters. My apologies for not specifying, I thought that since you had mentioned "siblings" (especially those that don't live with you), that it was an unsaid but understood…

My wife is Japanese, and the way we do things, it's a dual nature. Essentially what has worked well for us was that, if the finances are in Japan, she handles them (I don't have a bank account there); if they are in the United States, I handle them (we have a joint account there). As a foreigner, my checks in Japan…

Looks like you picked the wrong one ;-( Sorry to hear it.

That's a bullshit argument. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, and while you may trust your spouse with your life, he or she may just not be good at managing finances. So it's possible to trust someone implicitly, but also know that giving them control of the household finances is probably a bad idea.

And you are a coward and a monster for trying to mislabel two men who apparently had nothing to do with it. If you don't live with me, I expect you to stay out of my bedroom, to stay out of my garage, and not to touch my stuff. You use the guest bathroom and not the bathroom that's adjacent to my bedroom, because it…

Oh, don't get me wrong. I know that that is the technical definition given by the dictionary. What I'm implying is that the dictionary is WRONG. Y'know, unless the dictionary can tell us where it was he "passed" to? "To go out of existence" implies that he went "out of" existence "to" somewhere else (thus the…