Wow, your art is pretty amazing! I dabble in acrylic painting, but I'm not very good at it. I used to be really great at doing charcoal and pencil portraits and fantasy landscapes, but it seems I traded my ability in that for my abilities in software development (different side of the brain, I suppose).

If you…

Umm...I'm a game developer, and I make beer for game developers (myself and my friends). So his isn't the "first", but still cool ;-) My mead is pretty damned amazing too (I tend to brew braggots, but still).

Cheers for that. Yea, mine actually started out as a class project as well. In one, it was sci-fi themed ("attacking" Mars, or rather, trying to establish a foothold before some not-nice baddies got a foot on it). The second was actually based on Skyrim, and how I had built and (somehow) managed to keep a "blanket…

My only problem with the game...isn't actually the game. It's my inability to be a steady shot, and/or not piss myself when trying to ninja around some damned fungzombies to get a clean kill. Seriously, I've been stuck at the same scene for the past two weeks: in the skyscraper with Tess and Ellie, you run into a…

Was it difficult for you to publish? I have a short story that I wrote for a creative writing class, and more than half the class said that I should try to publish it, but I've no idea how to go about doing that. But I'm also juggling the idea of taking a few other short stories that I've written (within the same…

I am! But it's very important to me, as an entertainer, that children who want to attend the 6 year old's party do NOT randomly go to the same spot that that same kid had it's 5th birthday party at. Y'know? Because, it's old, and no one is going to be there (except me, because I care).

I like some of her stuff. Not all of it, but some of it. Her standup is better than most of the videos she puts out through Comedy Central's YouTube page, though. You should subscribe, because then you could have written this article when that clip first came out ;-) I'm pretty sure that it hit the nail on the…

Dafuq? This movie was insanity!

Haha, that's the one I saw ;-)

That is amazing! Thank you for explaining:
“they need to do way instain mother,”

WAT?

Wait, wasn't this the episode that aired 3 or 4 weeks ago? Because in the last episode, Alec told Emily about using Flash, which is strange because I wonder what she (or Mr. Escher) are going to do about it, considering the fact that they're apparently invested in Alec (based on Emily kicking the shit out of that one…

Bah, video link no longer works due to copyright claims. Got a different source?

Yes, let's go ahead and respond to an article from nearly a year ago.
You may want to work on your snarky-ness...it's too obvious and doesn't have enough of that subtle snark that the Gawker sites are renown for. Pull your head out of your ass.

Sometimes I dream of an alternate reality, where I'm romping around the safari with Alien-style movement detectors and a few rifles, picking off dumb shits like this. It takes longer to grow and raise a human, I think, than it does for most of the animals that we are driving to extinction.

Yes, yes I do.

I'm not quite sure your Sensei knew what he or she was talking about...that explanation surfaced on the internet a while back from (not surprisingly) non-Japanese sources. The +1 supposedly being the vaginal orifice, as kunoichi were typically used against male targets. This is wrong, though. In fact, while still…

No problem! And you're welcome ;-)

Nope. That's the title of the movie. "00 Kunoichi", similar to "007" for James Bond, etc. You can watch the trailer again, and it says as much when the announcer says the name of the movie. In Japan, playing with words like this is extremely popular. Just in case I was wrong, though, I confirmed with some…

So you say...go back to guarding your lawn, old mech. You're drunk!