Please see my replies to MxHill and DaisyChainLinkFence. Us "ball airing dudes" aren't really airing out our junk (well, some may be). For us classy ones, it's just the side effect of a slouch. We're sorry.

First, read my reply to MxsHill.

Second, It's not "airing out". It's "sitting with your legs uncrossed" because crossing them is uncomfortable for most men. This gent is slouching. However you cannot, as a man with any sized sack of testicles above that of a pair of unshelled peanuts, slouch and still have your…

Oh, hush! I'm not that big, probably really average if I had to take a guess at it, and that seems like a perfectly normal slouch to me.

I tell you what. Go get a pack of the super-ultra-thick pads, and layer them up to resemble what male mannequins look like with their briefs on (y'know, just a big enough bulge to…

SciFiGrrrl...please understand where I'm coming from with this....but (assuming you are indeed a "Grrrl"), there's no need to be a bitch when replying to anyone. Let alone to a comment that was made EIGHT MONTHS AGO! I'm sure you see what I'm getting at, here? In the past eight months, I have read all of his…

This is funny, considering the fact that most of Gawker Media's articles come FROM Reddit...

I never thought something would come out of the seeping necrotic abscess that is Reddit

You missed the point, ass. That paragraph I posted about people not touching my stuff? That goes for both of my brothers, and my three sisters. My apologies for not specifying, I thought that since you had mentioned "siblings" (especially those that don't live with you), that it was an unsaid but understood…

My wife is Japanese, and the way we do things, it's a dual nature. Essentially what has worked well for us was that, if the finances are in Japan, she handles them (I don't have a bank account there); if they are in the United States, I handle them (we have a joint account there). As a foreigner, my checks in Japan…

Looks like you picked the wrong one ;-( Sorry to hear it.

That's a bullshit argument. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, and while you may trust your spouse with your life, he or she may just not be good at managing finances. So it's possible to trust someone implicitly, but also know that giving them control of the household finances is probably a bad idea.

And you are a coward and a monster for trying to mislabel two men who apparently had nothing to do with it. If you don't live with me, I expect you to stay out of my bedroom, to stay out of my garage, and not to touch my stuff. You use the guest bathroom and not the bathroom that's adjacent to my bedroom, because it…

Oh, don't get me wrong. I know that that is the technical definition given by the dictionary. What I'm implying is that the dictionary is WRONG. Y'know, unless the dictionary can tell us where it was he "passed" to? "To go out of existence" implies that he went "out of" existence "to" somewhere else (thus the…

You mean, he died. He didn't "pass". Passing implies that he either went somewhere else, or perhaps walked past something on his way to somewhere else.

The GIF wasn't able to be opened on my end, so here's the direct URL:

I think you're making an argument where one doesn't need to be made. When reading the article, and watching the video (or rather, listening the slideshow), the amount of laughing for that joke was very early the same as every other joke. I mean, you could look at it the other way and get bent out of shape about the…

So why is Jezzy so up in arms against Paltrow? I think that she's a great actor and her being attractive and active outside of her acting career is good for her. What did she do, kill some puppies in Malaysia or something?

Or maybe they didn't, but for some reason Kinja is throwing errors ;-(

Oh no! It seems like they've deleted our fun ;-(

Apparently you read a different post than we did...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY SWEETLADY/SWEETGUY!

Welcome to the 1990s and early 2000s, mate. You'll enjoy it here.