"the balding wad in the sweat pants and socks frantically gyrating in front of the TV as he tries to make his way through the horde of alien enemies"

I'd just like to say, as a gamer and as a father, that you need to go fuck yourself. Perhaps YOUR father wouldn't have your respect if he played video games...but perhaps he would. You don't know, therefore how can you make that argument? There is no reason that a man must give up a hobby once he becomes a father.…

"Shrill, harping nags"? That actually seems like the perfect explanation for half of the female commenters on Jezebel. Gawker Media should have another for men to bitch about women, so we're even. "http://www.blog.ahab.com", anyone? Y'know, keeping with the whole Hokey Pokey Evil Prostitute Jezebel From The Bible…

Yes, you do need to prove that your statement is correct. If you make a claim that someone else says is false, and even provides logical reasons why you are wrong (two different worlds, time periods, etc), then the onus is on you to prove that your claim is true even in the face of it not being logical. Also, you…

"Preaching to the choir" there, Senselocke. You are wrong on the "A religion is not something that needs to be proven, but a crime is" point, though. If someone creates a religion to follow some kind of invisible sky wizard, they must prove that that sky wizard exists or shut the fuck up and stop the preaching. …

Cite it, or it didn't happen ;-)

Hardly! HA!

Yes, and Mormons have less sanity than most Christians (with the exception of WBC, etc). His attacks against Mormonism are mostly true, and even if they were uncalled for, he doesn't *need* a reason to speak out against nonsense like this. I do it all the time! I find it funny that you mentioned the fact that he…

True. I think I overdid it with the explaining. However, I felt that it was necessary, seeing as how the blog that we're posting on is known for completely disregarding what anyone says if it doesn't conform to the majority opinion.

Oh no, not stereotyping a readership. Think of it as "preparing for the inevitable", because after all, this is Jezebel.

I'm a man. I'm married, I love my wife, and I have two children. I was speaking to a female coworker this morning, and couldn't help but say "Wow, she looks very attractive this morning!". Does that mean that I'm a pig? Fuck no, it means that I think she's attractive. That's it. I didn't get a raging boner and…

Well spoken, my friend. Well spoken.

There's nothing wrong with him telling the truth, and I fully support his statements. If you're going to name-call because he's telling the truth, get off the thread. If you knew anything about this insane religion (an insane one amongst insane ones, as it is), you would agree.

Kameltoe in shot #2? lol?

That's funny, because I played this game from May 2002 when it first came out, all the way until mid 2009. I recently got a bit nostalgic, and am more than a little anxious to see FFXIV, so I resubbed to FFXI 2 weeks ago, and wow...there are reasons I loved this game, and even though it's running on 11 years, the…

Considering that the expansion hasn't come out yet, this live stream was probably of SE testing it. At any rate, it's no longer available.

This is rubbish, they never said such a thing. I'd ask you to quote your sources, but you have none. Think of this: it's two different worlds, so that right there puts it out. The only thing that they DID do was allow subscribers who were playing both FFXI and FFXIV to get bonuses in each game. It's been a while,…

Nothing wrong with old beer. Hell, depending on the conditions in which it was stored, it could taste MUCH better than a 2-month conditioned botle. Now, of course, if it was sitting in some place that was warm or hot, or in direct sunlight...yea...that's just going to be liquid funk right there.

I am a guy, and I am pro-abortion. I have had (obviously, not me, but my partner) an abortion. My partner and I both went to the clinic together, and except for the part where I was kicked out for being male, I was there with her the whole time and would do it again if those circumstances were repeated.

Also, February 5th is our 4 month anniversary. What are you going to get me?