It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

It is our time Mikey. One day you will grow up and carry your fellow hobbit into the fires of Mordor in order to save middle earth.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

When Robot House bests you in the regatta.

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

I swear to God, if he’s the next subject on “Would U,” I’m never Kinjaing again.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

Bearded Daniel Radcliffe and NO ONE has made a “Hairy Harry Potter” joke yet?! For shame!

Forget the beard. The whole outfit looks odd on him. It’s like Harry Potter missed his train and ended up in the wrong part of London.

If Bill doesn’t say, “Game over man! GAME OVER!”, I will be very disappointed...

I was hoping they would film this from a top down perspective. :(

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

Arkansas is a beautiful state, actually. The Oachita and Boston Mountains are really, really nice.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.