my eyeballs broke at a “professional extrovert”

Or Kneutron Kardashian.

You win.

The pink pants ensemble makes her look like a time traveler from 2001.

Danger 5!

A million stars for this.

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

“Who is Alanis?”

You would think instead of tweeting their ignorance they would just, you know, look her up on wikipedia or something...Hey kids: those shiny devices are also computers!

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

It’s too bad he didn’t know about the online nanny community website marrypoppins.com

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I fell bad for Lima bean fooled like that.