Fuck, finally. A lot of times you beat me to a lot of jokes I’d make. Today has been my day!!!

And give him the Sacko Award forever.

At least there are snacks

Maybe it was a mixup at the printer?

This paper mâché head would be a better president than Donald Trump. Giant Head for president!!

The lesson of this film is they can make Lifetime Original Movies in Britain, too.

Your randomly selected (I’m guessing) Job 4:13-14, reveals a vision condemning those who think themselves above God. 13-14 is this:

There’s a great picture of Donald and Marla Maples back in the day when he was cheating on Ivana with her. They’re in a church and sharing a hymnal. Only problem is they were holding it upside down.

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

Wait, so this guy at the end of the story was swindled out of $27K by Trump, and STILL wants to vote for him because “he says what he means”???

At these meetings, they introduce Effie Brown, an experienced Hollywood producer and a black woman. She has produced seventeen feature films, including Dear White People and boy, the Irony Gods are working overtime today.

Seconding the low bowl, they definitely get used more in my house than dinner plates. Perfect for pasta!

FFS, lady, they don’t even want to STAY in your country. And you know what else? Those people’s grandfathers, as British subjects at the time, probably helped save your grandparents’ asses in BOTH world wars.

Trump’s preferred woman.

I am a Black Christian and this is my response to any and every story about Kim Davis and/or Mike Huckabee.

Now THAT is a trollface.

He’s not wrong.

“Bro Tip- Swipe right on every bonobo.”