Michael Bay needs to tackle this storyline:

Don’t Trust The Superhero In Apartment 23

If that’s what you think, I gotta an overpass in Vancouver I’d like to sell ya.

John Carte... I mean Taylor Kitsch.

Gambit

In The Martian, watch as Matt Damon adds diversity to Mars: where there previously was no humans, now there’s one!

Can they move the location to the High Sierras (Lake Tahoe) for the obvious commercial tie in?

Fuck, finally. A lot of times you beat me to a lot of jokes I’d make. Today has been my day!!!

And give him the Sacko Award forever.

At least there are snacks

Maybe it was a mixup at the printer?

This paper mâché head would be a better president than Donald Trump. Giant Head for president!!

The lesson of this film is they can make Lifetime Original Movies in Britain, too.

Your randomly selected (I’m guessing) Job 4:13-14, reveals a vision condemning those who think themselves above God. 13-14 is this:

There’s a great picture of Donald and Marla Maples back in the day when he was cheating on Ivana with her. They’re in a church and sharing a hymnal. Only problem is they were holding it upside down.

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

British Tabloid The Mirror is reporting that Jenna Coleman has allegedly quit the show, in order to star in the lead role of Queen Victoria in a new drama series for British channel ITV.

What is this thing on his back? Some kind of stick? As a primitive screwhead I am confused.

BYE!